Twitter:
Although the Fail Whale is wonderfully illustrated and somewhat fun to see every once in a while, I’m getting slightly annoyed by it. I’ve refreshed the page probably about ten times, and FW continues to grace my screen with its presence. Fix this, thanks.
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Weather:
I’m just going to be blunt: you’re really annoying. I’m not sure that I’ve done anything in the past to hurt your feelings, so why are you being so moody? Saturday, it was sunny and seventy; yesterday, you showed signs of rain, but it was still warm; today, it is cold out, and you are threatening to snow tomorrow. I’m not happy with this. I was so ready to pack up the winter clothing and ride my new bike, but it looks like I may have to wait another week. Maybe we can be friends again in the future, but right now? I’m not happy with you at all.
From,
A girl looking forward to spring
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Dearest Husband,
Please finish the basement soon, so I can walk around in my pajamas on Saturday.
Love,
Your Patient Wife
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Hey, Uterus…
You suck. Thanks for the cramps. Not.
-You Know Who
P.S. My husband doesn’t appreciate you.
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Dear readers:
Look out for another contest on my blog later in the week. It’s a good one, and if you love to write, I’m sure you’ll enjoy the gift!
-Someone who LOVES giveaways
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Ha!! I love this post- totally hilarious! You rock!!
I hate the fail whale..booo!! I do love letters though!
The weather is CRAZY this year. Everytime I get excited about spring, it snows. I’ve decided I’m just not going to allow myself to be excited anymore!
I feel you on the weather. Why can’t it be just like it was Saturday all year? Except I do love snow…
Your letters just totally cracked me up.
I love contests =) Can’t wait to see what this one is!
Can I “follow” you over here, or nay because this is WordPress? Also, how do you do that with your categories instead of gay numbers like it defaults to? Also, where exactly do you live? Has to be better than Florida.
i don’t know how you manage these awesome giveaways but my favorite is: Growings, Leather Journal, Suede (the green one!)
the one you’re giving is my 2nd fave tho!!
oops, sorry, i guess i posted on the wrong entry. what a dumbass..
anyway,
twitter is majorly sucking lately.