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		<title>By: TMI Thursday: The Toilet Won&#8217;t Take Any More of Your Shit &#124; Livit, Luvit</title>
		<link>http://somewhatvoluble.com/2009/04/30/911-whats-your-emergency/comment-page-1/#comment-1331</link>
		<dc:creator>TMI Thursday: The Toilet Won&#8217;t Take Any More of Your Shit &#124; Livit, Luvit</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Megan&#8217;s 911, What&#8217;s Your Emergency? [...]</description>
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		<title>By: mylittlebcky</title>
		<link>http://somewhatvoluble.com/2009/04/30/911-whats-your-emergency/comment-page-1/#comment-723</link>
		<dc:creator>mylittlebcky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:04:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>too funny! on night we heard a noise outside the house (in the DARK) and my mother called 911 before realizing that it was nothing and hung up. THEN, she blamed ME when they called back and when the officer showed up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>too funny! on night we heard a noise outside the house (in the DARK) and my mother called 911 before realizing that it was nothing and hung up. THEN, she blamed ME when they called back and when the officer showed up.</p>
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		<title>By: LiLu</title>
		<link>http://somewhatvoluble.com/2009/04/30/911-whats-your-emergency/comment-page-1/#comment-721</link>
		<dc:creator>LiLu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 19:18:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Never did that one... but my girlfriend and I used to call a bunch of sex lines and giggle at how silly all the girls sounded.

Never heard a peep about those 900 numbers from my parents...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Never did that one&#8230; but my girlfriend and I used to call a bunch of sex lines and giggle at how silly all the girls sounded.</p>
<p>Never heard a peep about those 900 numbers from my parents&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Megan/SomewhatVoluble</title>
		<link>http://somewhatvoluble.com/2009/04/30/911-whats-your-emergency/comment-page-1/#comment-720</link>
		<dc:creator>Megan/SomewhatVoluble</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:28:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;@nora: I think he felt really bad about the entire situation. &lt;/strong&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>@nora: I think he felt really bad about the entire situation. </strong></p>
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		<title>By: nora</title>
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		<dc:creator>nora</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:09:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What child hasn&#039;t been tempted to call 911?I don&#039;t think I ever did or have called 911 for any reason but I sure did think about it. I would have been scarred by the experience as well. At least the police officer didn&#039;t attempt to scare you any further than you already were.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What child hasn&#8217;t been tempted to call 911?I don&#8217;t think I ever did or have called 911 for any reason but I sure did think about it. I would have been scarred by the experience as well. At least the police officer didn&#8217;t attempt to scare you any further than you already were.</p>
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		<title>By: Charlotte</title>
		<link>http://somewhatvoluble.com/2009/04/30/911-whats-your-emergency/comment-page-1/#comment-703</link>
		<dc:creator>Charlotte</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:36:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ha! I did the same thing aged about 6 and when they phoned back to tell my parents I tried my best to blame it on my brother who would have been about 2 at the time. I was screaming and crying and kicking out that it was definitely my brother and not me, even though i knew my parents wouldnt believe me. They even had officers come to the door but I didn&#039;t have to go down and see them thankfully. Lesson learnt!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha! I did the same thing aged about 6 and when they phoned back to tell my parents I tried my best to blame it on my brother who would have been about 2 at the time. I was screaming and crying and kicking out that it was definitely my brother and not me, even though i knew my parents wouldnt believe me. They even had officers come to the door but I didn&#8217;t have to go down and see them thankfully. Lesson learnt!</p>
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		<title>By: Ashley</title>
		<link>http://somewhatvoluble.com/2009/04/30/911-whats-your-emergency/comment-page-1/#comment-702</link>
		<dc:creator>Ashley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>haha! thats classic, and I would have been terrified as well. the wrath of god or something was instilled in me and I was always too petrified to ever even think about 911. i wonder what would have happened if there actually was an emergency...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha! thats classic, and I would have been terrified as well. the wrath of god or something was instilled in me and I was always too petrified to ever even think about 911. i wonder what would have happened if there actually was an emergency&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Cassie</title>
		<link>http://somewhatvoluble.com/2009/04/30/911-whats-your-emergency/comment-page-1/#comment-701</link>
		<dc:creator>Cassie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:55:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh that would have scared the shit out of me too!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh that would have scared the shit out of me too!</p>
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		<title>By: Megan/SomewhatVoluble</title>
		<link>http://somewhatvoluble.com/2009/04/30/911-whats-your-emergency/comment-page-1/#comment-700</link>
		<dc:creator>Megan/SomewhatVoluble</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:56:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;@Tiffany: I hid between that wall and bed so many times. Hah. &lt;/strong&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>@Tiffany: I hid between that wall and bed so many times. Hah. </strong></p>
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		<title>By: Tiffany</title>
		<link>http://somewhatvoluble.com/2009/04/30/911-whats-your-emergency/comment-page-1/#comment-699</link>
		<dc:creator>Tiffany</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:43:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Even though you have told me this before, I still find it hilarious! And I think it&#039;s because you hid in the crack between the bed and the wall lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even though you have told me this before, I still find it hilarious! And I think it&#8217;s because you hid in the crack between the bed and the wall lol</p>
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